Hey! Don’t Blame Prince for Your ‘Erectile Disfunction!’

The widely hated Federal Communications Commission has received bizarre complaints about Prince’s Super Bowl half-time performance. Official moans and groans received by the FCC, following the televised spectacular last month, include one from a man who claimed the performance left him with erectile dysfunction. Another woman complained she feared Prince’s performance would turn her son gay. The pop superstar made headlines for a naughty guitar pose he made behind a huge sheet towards the end of his 15-minute performance.

Yeah, and seeing his guitar make the shape of a penis made me do some “naughty” things of my own, including, but not limited to, touching myself and slapping my ass .. twice… Damn you Prince!