Weekend Update: Shakira and Avril Hanging Out, Al Sharpton Won’t Let It Go, and Louis Vuitton Store “Missing” Merchandise

WHAT’S SHAKIRA DOING WITH AVRIL LAVIGNE?? » Shakira and Avril Lavigne had a “casual” dinner together at Crustaceon in Beverly Hills. The starlets were all smiles taking pictures with fans, then left in different cars. They both headed to Hyde Lounge, leaving from the back entrance before making their way back home. Let’s just hope and pray to our Heavenly Father above that these two aren’t discussing a possible “rock remix” of Beautiful Liar!

AL SHARPTON NEEDS TO GET HIS PRIORITIES IN ORDER » And get off of Paris’ clit! The Rev. Al Sharpton met with Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca this afternoon to discuss the decision to release Paris Hilton from jail last week before a judge ordered her back into custody. Sharpton is adding his voice to the chorus of criticism of the sheriff by the public, politicians and civil rights leaders, who say the heiress got special treatment in jail and in her early release from custody. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said Baca was “more than willing to talk to Sharpton” about the “fairness issue.” Aren’t there more IMPORTANT things you need to be worrying about Mr. Sharpton??

LOOKS LIKE LOUIS VUITTON WON’T BE HOSTING ANYMORE PARTIES! » Kayne (hey, that’s how they spelled it on his cake!!) West had his 30th birthday party celebration at the Louis Vuitton store at the Louis Vuitton store in NYC last week. But now SOHH is reporting that about 30 G’s worth of merchandise is “missing.” That party was PACKED to capacity so they probably don’t know who stocked up on LV goods. But somebody has to pay for it! You can dress ‘em up, but you can’t take ‘em out nowhere! People just don’t know how to ack right!