Today’s Candids: Mike Tyson & His New “Lady Friend” in Hollywood and Naomi Campbell & a Friend in St. Tropez

Who in their right minds would date Mike Tyson? In these snapshots from yesterday, crazy ass Mike Tyson was spotted having lunch at Urth cafe in Hollywood and enjoying a popsicle with an unidentified woman. Hold up, this is NOT the same woman he was chillin with at the ESPYs. Anyhow, the two were later spotted “kissing.” It’s only a matter of time he starts beating and raping her a la Robin Givens. That poor, poor woman…

Our favoritest (yes we said favoritest) person in the whole wide world, Naomi Campbell, was recently spotted in St. Tropez getting her shopping spree on. The model and a friend visited Louis Vuitton, Les Halles de St Tropez and Diane Von Furstenberg. They then went for a coffee at Senequier Cafe with Jean Yves Lefur. I don’t know where the hell those places are, or how to pronounce them but I can thankfully say that there was no cell phone in sight! Good for her. =)