Dec.19.2007 // “Jeremy McIntire” (We Know him as Damon Dash) Hit With Sexual Assault Lawsuit!

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Damon Dash, former Roc-a-fella CEO, is in hot water for allegedly exposing himself to an Atlanta woman, and requesting that she perform oral sex on him. Dame met the woman, Jamie Roberts, and introduced himself as “Jeremy McIntire” at a party in 2004 in Miami. Dash insists he has never even met his 24-year-old accuser.

“It’s quite obvious that this is a false allegation,” Dash said in a statement. “We know nothing about it.”

A complaint filed in Manhattan Supreme Court says the encounter left the woman - who admits to suffering from schizophrenia and bipolar disorder - hearing Dash’s voice in her ear “giving her certain instructions to follow.” Roberts alleges she met someone introducing himself as “Jeremy McIntyre” at a Miami nightclub in March 2004, and agreed to rendezvous with him later at a marina near the club.

Roberts, who declined comment, also claims she never had a clue who Dash was until she spotted him on “Chappelle’s Show.” She is seeking $30,000 in damages. Dash was sued by an ex-model who accused him of a 2003 sexual assault in Brazil, and has had a long-running court battle with the mother of one of his children. [ NY DAILY NEWS ]

Uhm … this chick is bi-polar and schizophrenic? You can’t be serious!!

Nov.22.2007 // Damon Dash Owes Over $2 Million in Taxes!

Damon Dash is reportedly in trouble with the IRS! He owes the state of New York over $2 million in taxes. But I’m sure he’ll be able to get that paid without him having to go to jail, seeing as he owns a $400,000 Maybach sedan with a chauffeur, several diamond-encrusted watches and over 1,000 pairs of sneakers. That’s a little over a million dollars, right? He can make up the rest of that ghetto myspace thing he’s working on. I hear they have like 23 members now.

But back to the story. You celebrities are gonna get enough of hiring these run-of-the-mill accountants who “forget” to file your taxes! I bet you their taxes are paid in full, and probably with YOUR money!